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Joshua Mayfield

We are pleased to announce the release of a new product. Oaks Shepherd Mayfield came off the production line on February 2. Although BC numbers are not high we are very proud of this new addition to our line. Specs are as follows:

Weight: 54,250 grains
Sectional Density: 0.404
Recommended Seating Depth (into diapers): All the way to the lands

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