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More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"
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John D. Hays - New MexicoIt seems that Andy's "Have a Laugh" thread is locked up --- too much mirth.If some Webmaster can unlock it, then we could keep all this absolutely priceless and intelligent humor together. In the meantime, I will try to post a story my mother told me long ago about life in the middle of the 1930s Dust Bowl. |
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John D. Hays - New MexicoRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"Oklahoma Dust Bowl Refugees in 1936:
My mother grew up in Marlow, Oklahoma during the Great Depression and the Dust Bowl times. Many farmers were dirt poor, which is very hard if you have kids. She told me the story of one man who had five kids who ran around the farm barefoot and in coveralls, no shirt, no underclothes, and helped work in any way they could. His oldest son turned thirteen during one hot summer and the mother told her husband they had no money to buy a present, some small thing for him to play with. The farmer told her not to worry, and simply cut the bottom off one of his son’s pockets. |
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John D. Hays - New MexicoRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"Trying again with a photo of Dust Bowl Oklahoma in 1936:
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@ 06:00 pm (GMT) |
Paul LevermanRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"I heard that the next year, the same kid was asked what he wanted. He said, " I wanna watch!" So, they let him. |
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John D. Hays - New MexicoRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"Paul, Paul,Excellent rejoiner when many are still scratching their heads. Funny, funny |
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Paul LevermanRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"I am going to apologize in advance for this one. No wait. No I'm not.
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John D. Hays - New MexicoRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"
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John D. Hays - New MexicoRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"
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JOHN HAYSRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh" |
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@ 02:31 pm (GMT) |
John D. Hays - New MexicoRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh""The Door" addendum:An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Botswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorian, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivian, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scot, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub... The doorman stops them and says “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.” |
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@ 06:19 am (GMT) |
John D. Hays - New MexicoRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it!" His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, " No kidding... I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state?" |
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John D. Hays - New MexicoRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it!" His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, " No kidding... I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state?" |
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@ 01:57 am (GMT) |
John D. hays - New MexicoRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway. I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid, he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely. |
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@ 07:10 am (GMT) |
John D. Hays - New MexicoRe: More of Andy's "Have a Laugh"Moshe asks Sarah , “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.” “Yes”, she says, “I remember it well.” “OK”, he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?” “Oh Moshe, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!” A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in… Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?” Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, “Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.” |
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