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Sarge took 'shrooms'

15 Dec 2015
@ 12:44 am (GMT)

Nathan Foster

The poor dog gave us a hell of a fright yesterday, came into the house and went into a seizure (now thinking panic). He has been with the vet the last 24 hours. Seems that he may have found some magic mushrooms when Steph was out with him yesterday morning.

Poor bastard. The vet said that last night, he would sit looking tripped out, then if a loud noise was made somewhere, he was all "WTF was that".

Things like this are made all the more harder by his intelligence. If it was the lab, he would be all "hell yeah, just leave me here man with these 8 legged flying goats and rainbows". But the Viz, his intellect and self awareness made this so hard on him. I could see him looking at us, then looking at his body, knowing something was quite wrong, his eyes fully dilated, utterly beside himself.

Ah well, cuddle time now.

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15 Dec 2015
@ 01:47 am (GMT)

Bob Mavin

Re: Sarge took 'shrooms'
Yah gunna have to start feeding him Nath
15 Dec 2015
@ 03:30 am (GMT)

Martin Taylor

Re: Sarge took 'shrooms'
Hahahaaaa, sorry that's funny mate, give the big red fella a ruff up for me!

I've seen him track animals but magic mushrooms is a new one..... maybe he's got some hippy in him. Might come home from the bush with some funny looking Tomato plants stuffed in his gob next time!!!
15 Dec 2015
@ 11:49 am (GMT)

Warwick Marflitt

Re: Sarge took 'shrooms'
Lucky he not in the army? He'd be getting Dishonorably discharged. Are you sure you didn't leave the newspaper lying on the floor last week and Sargent Viz saw the headline " Soldiers take drugs "? You know that smart dogs and newspapers shouldn't be left alone together ! Woof woof......
18 Dec 2015
@ 07:43 pm (GMT)

Brendon Greig

Re: Sarge took 'shrooms'
Had a friend years ago that had a old kiwifruit orchard the older dogs were eating the ripe fruit off the vine but the pup couldn't reach them so ate the one's on the ground they took the pup to the vet cause it couldn't walk and kept falling over and it was legless drunk from eating fermented fruit
18 Dec 2015
@ 08:08 pm (GMT)

Nathan Foster

Re: Sarge took 'shrooms'
Pets huh. Well Sarge is back to normal now. He was in good form playing ball retrieve during tennis last night.

Grandad Boz did not fair so well though. He had one of his senior moments (doesn't need mushrooms at his age), walked onto the court in a dream and wore a ball on the noggin.
18 Dec 2015
@ 08:15 pm (GMT)

Bob Mavin

Re: Sarge took 'shrooms'
Grandad found the shrooms aye
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